dont think i can connect with anyone who hasnt been in the wizard maze anymore. it changed me
i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i’m not even going to fight you. YOU’RE going to leave. you have no choice.
a guy i banished to the desert 10 years ago finally tracks me down after years of plotting his revenge and i immediately banish him to the desert again
haters dismayed to find me chilling in the hammock once again
haters on suicide watch after seeing me crack open a cherry cream soda in the hammock







